Why this page?

This page is designed to give these filthy trivia masters a taste of their own medicine. I'm tired of these multi-step "this" and "that" and blah blah blah questions hour after hour each year, so now I'm making them do the hard work.

So, I created this: a twisted labyrynth of false leads, secrets on secrets, and most importantly of all: multi-step questions. The bane of players ever since the internet ruined our sacred contest is now the forefront of this internet page's mystery to solve.

So who am I? I'm closer to and further from this contest than I ever wished I could be. I'm floating in a realm between being in love and being at work, and have been for many a year now. I'm a figure in the shadows, constantly lurking in writing rooms, answering rooms, solving rooms, and even more. I am everpresent, an itch you can always scratch but never satisfy.

But, since you're curious enough to click on (and read through) this about page, here's a hint for you. There's two hidden pages in the site under the posts/hidden subdirectory: one is the answer to one of the ciphers. The other is a mascot closely related to the contest, but not an animal. Good luck.

If you even need it.