The Karaoke Toothpaste

Oopsies... on one hand, I might be the coolest inventor to ever live, but on the other hand, I might soon be sued for malpractice??

You see, it all started about 8 weeks ago when I was in my chemistry lab... for science... and I was messing with my toothpaste...for science... and I seemingly changed it to be even better at its job? It smelled yummier, tasted yummier, and cleaned my teeth just as well if not better in its changed form than its original one (and I would know, because I’m a dentist).

So, of course, I decided to take it straight to work! I hopped in the car and drove down to my practice, which is about 10 minutes down the road, the perfect amount of time to listen to my favorite song (Africa by Toto) 2 times since it’s about 5 minutes long. So off I go, singing my heart out and sounding good if I do say so myself, honestly better than usual.

Once I reach my office, I run inside and start blabbering on about how good this new toothpaste is, and as expected, all my dentist friends are super hyped for it.

Little did we know the unexpected side effects that would soon emerge...

CHAPTER 2 COMING SOON